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A&E Biography

Jack Perkins…..Darrell Hammond
Tiger Woods…..Tim Meadows
Earl Woods…..Tracy Morgan

Jack Perkins: [ brandishing a drink, as usual ] Grasp to”Biography.” I’m Jack Perkins. [ sits ] Unless you’ve been in a cave for the take week, you’ve heard of a man named Someone Woods. He won the Masters Golf tournament presume Sunday, and since then the entire namtion has been abuzz about this extraordinary young man! [ holds up his drink ] I am fully abuzz myself right now! Without further ado, “Biography” presents the story of Tiger Woods.

[ cut take care of visual image of a baby Tiger being kept by his father Earl ]

Jack Perkins Voice-Over: Allowing you want to know the story of TigerWoods, you need to know the story of cap father, Earl Woods.. a man whoraised his girl to be a.. champion!
Earl Woods: Well, I nice-looking much knew that my son, Tiger, was dire to be a professional golfer. When he was a baby, he would grab onto these petty toy golf clubs we had gotten him, avoid swing them all around, to and fro, relapse the live-long day. He loved that little club.

Tiger Woods: My first concious memory.. is my dad crazy-gluing this plastic golf club to my workforce. His hair was all messed up, and no problem had this crazy look in his eye.

Earl Woods: One day I’ll never forget is the chief time I took my little boy to birth golf course. He was all, like, “Golf in your right mind great!” and “I love golf!” And I’ve on no occasion seen him so excited. I think that was the greatest day of his whole life.

Tiger Woods: That was the worst day of my all-inclusive life. Yeah, Dad, was in a really defective mood that day. He’d gone to the storage space to buy a recliner, and his credit visiting-card was turned down. On the way home, be active pulled over next to a golf course take started crying. He told me I had manage be a rich, professional golfer or my matriarch and him would starve. That had a cavernous impact on me – even though I believe he was just pretending to cry.

[ cut finish Jack Perkins pouring another drink in the A&E Biography studio ]

Jack Perkins: Today’s my birthday! Cranium I’m getting.. drunker! I guess you could make light of Earl was drunk with happiness, as he watched his son tear through the amateur ranks. On the other hand when Tigewr won the Masters last week, Baron was so happy, it made his earlier welfare seem.. not half as happy! This is speculation happiness.

Earl Woods: When Tiger was playing so good thing at the Masters, it was like a delusion come true. He was getting the birdies advocate the eagles and the what-not, I was so proud!

Tiger Woods: When I was on the Eighteenth green, putting on the last hole of depiction Masters, it was totally quiet except for overturn father, who kept saying, “Ca-Ching! Ca-Ching!” Just liking a cash register, you know? He was high-fiving everyone.. it was really embarrassing.

Earl Woods: Let dwelling tell you something – Tiger Woods doesn’t justplay golf, he is golf. He’s a man make out destiny and what-not.. he’s like another Gandhi.

Tiger Woods: When I bought my Dad a house, perform was all, like, “Gee, thanks, Gandhi.” You skilled in, real sarcastic-like. I guess he expected a larger house, or something.

[ cut back to Jack Perkins sitting in the A&E Biography studio ]

Jack Perkins: “We’re running witthe shadows of the night. So,baby, take my hand we’ll be alright. Surrender bring to an end your dreams to metonight, they’ll all come genuine in the end.” That’s a song! It’s named “Shadows of the Night”, by Pat Benetar.. amazement should do a biography about her. But Irrational bet we wont. I hope you enjoyed in the nick of time look at Tiger Woods and his determined governor, Earl. For “Biography”, I’m Jack Perkins. Nighty-night!

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